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(translated by a brave researcher) Not really. Sure there's the whole being undead thing, and you start to rot after a while and there's this irresistible urge to munch on your former friends and family and turn them into zombies, but it's not all that bad. No more paying bills or taxes, no more rush hour traffic, no more daily grind and no social expectations.
Yup, life is pretty sweet as a zombie. At least as long as you avoid those damned human hero-wannabes who think it's their job to kill you. Oh, shit, here comes another on...urk!
(the researcher was found to have been infected sometime during his investigation into zombie culture and was killed two days after his return to human territory, as a threat to mankind)
(translated by a brave researcher) Not really. Sure there's the whole being undead thing, and you start to rot after a while and there's this irresistible urge to munch on your former friends and family and turn them into zombies, but it's not all that bad. No more paying bills or taxes, no more rush hour traffic, no more daily grind and no social expectations.
Yup, life is pretty sweet as a zombie. At least as long as you avoid those damned human hero-wannabes who think it's their job to kill you. Oh, shit, here comes another on...urk!
(the researcher was found to have been infected sometime during his investigation into zombie culture and was killed two days after his return to human territory, as a threat to mankind)
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