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[ansela_jonla]

Gah, I am currently killing my brain writing fanfiction for Fanfic Land, due to hS reopening it with prompting from Cassie and Neshomeh. I blame them, all three of them, for the current state of my mind - curled up and whimpering in the corner with a bottle of bleepka. I'm writing under the name of kawaiiichisgurl4eva (someone shoot me now, please) and, as my name suggests, I am acting very much like the stereotypical anime fanbrat, if a little exaggerated.

lysimachia, please don't kill me, I beg you. Once this is over I will never write and as horrific as this involving your Agents. Although, you were egging me on and giving me ideas, even though you know how most of my plotbunnies turn out if left unchecked. I worked in that Risa/Kana genderswap yaoi thing we discussed. You should never have mentioned it if you didn't want me to write it for some reason. You knew I'd already written a throwaway line about hermaphrodite!Lux (or 'hermadite' as my fanbrat alter-ego wrote).

For the masochistic people on my friend's list, I'll repost the first two paragraphs of my 'epic' here.



cerrin skiped hapily dow the coridor of ppC hQ, singoing a cherful chune as she thoought of her wonderfool, strang, brav bf, trippy-chan. she fliped her waste-lenght ruby hair away form her flawles tanzanite (a/n i copyies that from wikepeda coz it sunded sugoi and its a pale blue stone like lilac and looks realy sugoi and kawaii) blue orbs adn similed at a pasing agnet. her bishie trip wuld be wating 4 here in hiz rc, whitch waz totaly rc1 bcuz he was teh best agnet eva, and seh waz teh 2nd bets agnet eva so she has rc#2, butt it wos al teh wai ova at teh ova sied of hQ bcuz teh flours wer mean and didnt want tehm to b 2gethr. shed ben wit trip 4 almots a yer now and tehy luvved eahc otha verie muhc adn trip has even sad taht he watned 2 mary her.

seh wakled in2 trippy-kuns rc to spake to him bcuz seh didnt ned to nok bcuz seh were his gf adn alowed 2 go anywere in his rc but seh herd sunds form teh bedrom so she went ova 2 it 2 se waht tirp was doin bcuz mayb he has a surprez 4 her. seh opined teh dor 2 se waht he were dong and saw tirp lies on teh bet wiht anslea beneth him moaning like 'trip put that thursting rode of manmeet in me' and trip siad 'yeh anseal ur so gud' and tehn ansela and trip scremed and tehn cering scremaed bcuz her trippy-sama was cheting on her wiht her bets frend and seh was sufring form a broked hart.

Hope you enjoyed that, and feel free to join in. I don't mind mock flames if you want to express your real opinion of this 'masterpiece'.

Comments

[lysimachia.livejournal.com]

Oh god I read the whole thing on fanficland. Oh god, stop it, I'm dying (of laughter)!

[cassie5squared.livejournal.com]

Oh lord...sorry, Ansela. *offers more Bleepka* Trust me, my head's rebelling as well. Have you seen my piece? I had no idea I could bring myself low enough to even write that, let alone post it.