I... really don't have any words for this stupidity...

Jesus
16:41
hey kim, guess what I did today

Kim
16:46
What?

Jesus
16:47
sliced the tendon for the middle on my left hand in half with a sword while doing gardening

Kim
16:47
WHAT?!

Jesus
16:47
read above

Kim
16:49
How the *hell* did you manage that?

Jesus
16:49
I was gardening and took a wrong swing, went right through the glove and into my knuckle

Kim
16:50
Why were you gardening with a *sword*?

Jesus
16:50
cos it was less conventional than a strimmer

Jesus = Tim, my idiotic brother.

tea_fiend's reaction: why does he sound *proud*?

I should be glad he actually retained the intelligence to go to the hospital, but I'm still stuck on the part where he thinks that a sword is a sensible gardening implement.