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Ganked from julyflame

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Sunday I gave violet_secret a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Last Saturday I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). Last Wednesday I bought porn for anjilly (10 points). In March I committed genocide... Sorry about that, cassie5squared (-5000 points). In February I pushed dagor_hamster in the mud (-17 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-6029 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking! Sincerely, Ansela_Jonla

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