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Saturday, December 31st, 2011 11:59 pm


From 18th October 2009 ownwards, this journal is FRIENDS ONLY!

If you're looking for fic written by me, all of it is archived at [livejournal.com profile] anselajonlafic.

If you want to read my regular posts, friend me and, preferably, comment here. I don't bite, and I'll usually friend back.

Banner credit to the lovely [livejournal.com profile] delwynmarch
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Saturday, December 31st, 2011 11:50 pm
Another attempt at raising dragons. Starting with my brand new eggs this time.

Main scroll, Ansela
Adopt one today! . Adopt one today! . Adopt one today! . Adopt one today! . Adopt one today! . Adopt one today! . Adopt one today! . Adopt one today! . Adopt one today! . Adopt one today! . Adopt one today! . Adopt one today! . Adopt one today! . Adopt one today! . Adopt one today! . Adopt one today! . Adopt one today! . Adopt one today! . Adopt one today! . Adopt one today! . Adopt one today! . Adopt one today! . Adopt one today! . Adopt one today! . Adopt one today! . Adopt one today! . Adopt one today! . Adopt one today! . Adopt one today! . Adopt one today! . Adopt one today! . Adopt one today! . Adopt one today! . Adopt one today! . Adopt one today! . Adopt one today! . Adopt one today! . Adopt one today! . Adopt one today!

Experiment Scroll, Kirei Kujaku
First generation - cave bred
Female: Adopt one today! . Adopt one today! . Adopt one today! . Adopt one today! . Adopt one today! . Adopt one today!
Male: Adopt one today! . Adopt one today! . Adopt one today! . Adopt one today!
Eggs and hatchlings: Adopt one today! . Adopt one today! . Adopt one today! . Adopt one today!
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Saturday, January 8th, 2011 01:57 pm
- List 10 characters
- Tag anyone~

1 - Kira
2 - Hanatarou
3 - Yumichika
4 - Hichigo
5 - Renji
6 - Ikkaku
7 - Gin
8 - Grimmjow
9 - Byakuya
10 -Zaraki

Questions and answers this way )
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Saturday, December 4th, 2010 05:35 am
Ganking from

The iPOD Shuffle Meme
RULES: 1. Put your Itunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle.

2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.

3. YOU MUST WRITE THE SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS (Translated the non-English ones in bracket, probably wrongly)

(I choose to disregard Rules 4 and 5.)

4. Tag 20 friends.

5. Everyone tagged has to do the same thing.

6. Have Fun!

Answers )
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Thursday, December 2nd, 2010 10:57 pm
Bloody weather.

Snow on the path outside is up to my knees, just about.

It's safer to walk down the middle of the road than on the pavements, at least on the back streets.

Newland Ave hasn't been gritted since 4pm.

The buses stopped running at 6pm, roughly.

Jackson's on Newland hasn't had a delivery for two days and is out of bread, milk, fruit and veg.

Most of the schools are shut.

AND IT'S COLD!
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Wednesday, November 24th, 2010 03:44 pm
Fell over last night while jogging a bit on my way to the shop. Stuck my foot in a pothole in the pavement. Went down badly on my ankle.

No one helped me. Several people ignored me lying on the floor, unable to get up without putting all my weight on my bad ankle, but none of them stopped. One of them laughed. I hate people sometimes.

The one guy I encountered after I got up limited his help to walking alongside me as far as the shop and asking if I needed an ambulance. He seemed almost scared to touch me, as if he thought I'd cry rape or something :(

Took me over an hour to do a simple shopping run :(

Got up this morning, managed to hop to the stairs and bumshuffle down. Stood up at the bottom and next thing I knew I was flat on my back.

Ended up being taken to A&E in an ambulance. Could not move even a toe without pain. Luckily it's not broken, "just" sprained. Still hurts though.
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Saturday, October 2nd, 2010 01:35 am
I'm not sure why there is a question about my sexual orientation on your online application form. I'm even less certain about it being a mandatory question, along with my religious beliefs.

I just have one problem. The choices are lesbian, gay, bisexual, heterosexual and do not wish to disclose. What the fuck happened to asexuality? Does it not exist any more?
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Saturday, October 2nd, 2010 12:48 am
Ganked from [livejournal.com profile] cairnsy

To the first five people who comment to this post, I will gift you with something of my own crafting. It may be an icon, a manip, a drawing, a ficlet, or something completely random. You may love it or you may think it sucks, but regardless, it will be made with love for you from me. ;) Feel free to give me a hint of what you might like (ship, character, actor/actress, fandom, color, etc).

The catch? You must pay it forward and post this in your journal so you can gift 5 of your friends with special gifts made by you.
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Thursday, September 30th, 2010 04:42 am
My flist... it's covered in that spambot crap...
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Tuesday, September 28th, 2010 04:18 am
(copied from a [livejournal.com profile] customers_suck post originally made by [livejournal.com profile] funnelwebkitten...)

Dear arsehole of immense proportions,

When you rushed up to the front desk carrying your distraught, upset and crying child and shouting that the 'guide dog belonging to the retard' had bitten your daughter, there are a number of protocols that we have to follow, the first is ascertain by a quick eyeballing of your child if she needs us to call an ambulance, having noticed no obvious bite marks, or even clothes tears, our next action is to call the Police, by law we have to report ANY dog biting incident.

When I mention to my colleague that the Police will want to review the CCTV* footage from that area, and could she get a copy made of the footage and put it on either a flash drive or a floppy so we can hand it over as soon as the police arrive, you suddenly do not pick up your daughter from the desk, and start babbling that 'it was all a mistake, and there's no need to call the cops' and that you 'overreacted' and then you just as suddenly leave our centre at a great rate of knots.

That makes ME so very very suspicious, so we go into the lovely cramped closet that is our 'security centre' and watch the footage, and what do we see, our lovely blind client waiting patiently for her appointment with her therapist, her lovely guide dog sitting there by her side in the alert but not working position and then we see YOU. We see you, with your daughter in your arms, walk up to the guide dog, place your daughter BY the dogs head, and then we see YOU, lift your foot up, take aim and KICK the poor guide dog hard in the ribs, our CCTV doesn't have sound but even we could tell that the dog yelped in agony and yes she snapped at your daughter, there was NO contact.

So dear arsehole when you get the letter from our centre manager telling you in no uncertain terms that YOU are banned from ever setting foot within the property boundaries, be aware that the ban only is for you, it's not your daughters fault that she has an arsehole for a father and it's not your wifes fault that she is married to a lowlife who would kick a guide dog in some pitiful attempt to gain god only knows what from us.

Also be aware that I am fairly certain that you will be getting a letter from our lovely blind clients' lawyer who will be telling you that you either cough up for the vet fees which his client accrued when she had to take her guide dog to the vet to check whether or not you had broken any of her dogs ribs and also for some possible retraining that the poor thing might have to undergo, as now it appears that she has taken to cringing whenever males of a certain body type approach her, which in a guide dog is not something you can have, or you will find yourself on the end of a court case.

Our lovely client is devestated and distraught that her beloved companion of the past six years might have to be retired from her service because of your stupid, immoral, immensely arseholish action, our centre will take great delight in furnishing her lawyer with a copy of the CCTV footage that shows you in all your supreme arseholish glory and I hope that you get what you deserve.


No Love whatsoever
Me.

* We are a Govt approved respite care/emergency drop in centre for young children in foster/govt care, some of our young clients come from very unfortunate backgrounds and have 'issues' that are not of their own making and can display innapropriate behaviours, in order to protect our workers/staff/volunteers from any accusations of any sort of improper behaviour, our center is CCTV'ed up the wazoo, we have cameras running 24/7/365 in every room. Yes it can be intrusive, but sadly in this day and age, it's something we need.
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Saturday, September 25th, 2010 02:20 am
Del should not be allowed to give me plotbunnies. Or link me to things that will give me plotbunnies. Except she totally should, because it always gives me something to work on and cheer me up on a crap day. And today was crap. More on the crappiness when I feel like talking about it though. Which I totally don't right now, so don't bother asking. Unless you know why today has been crap, in which case you know who you are and shouldn't need to ask here.

But plotbunnies are good. Might be knocked out of my brain by Merlin tomorrow evening, but it'll come back. Especially since I already have half a page of fic written for this one. I should probably be working on Playing With The Devil, but I'm stalled on that, as well as all my Merlin fics, so I've started on the gen bunny that Del gave me.

If anyone wants to get my Playing With The Devil or Merlin kickbunnies started again, feel free to kick me.

(I think I imported all my friends correctly...)
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Sunday, September 5th, 2010 01:05 am
I can't be arsed to try and figure out what's been posted before, so I'm posting everything I can find on my computer.Cut for pictures. Lots and lots of pictures. Definitely not dialup friendly. Not in any way. )

Part Two is Here
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Sunday, July 18th, 2010 04:51 pm
Jesus
16:41
hey kim, guess what I did today

Kim
16:46
What?

Jesus
16:47
sliced the tendon for the middle on my left hand in half with a sword while doing gardening

Kim
16:47
WHAT?!

Jesus
16:47
read above

Kim
16:49
How the *hell* did you manage that?

Jesus
16:49
I was gardening and took a wrong swing, went right through the glove and into my knuckle

Kim
16:50
Why were you gardening with a *sword*?

Jesus
16:50
cos it was less conventional than a strimmer

Jesus = Tim, my idiotic brother.

[livejournal.com profile] tea_fiend's reaction: why does he sound *proud*?

I should be glad he actually retained the intelligence to go to the hospital, but I'm still stuck on the part where he thinks that a sword is a sensible gardening implement.
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Monday, June 14th, 2010 05:16 pm
It's become obvious that certain grudgewanky persons who shall remain nameless have no problems with hypocritically causing trouble for other people under the rallying call of Won't Somebody Please Think Of The Children?'

They've already fucked things up for the under-18s who were members of [livejournal.com profile] fanficrants, irritating several parents who used that comm as a teaching aid in regards to safe sexual practices in the process.

Unfortunately I suspect them to be behind some of the troll comments I've been receiving on my fics recently. I wouldn't put it past them to take the next step and actually report my stories to the fanfiction.net admin team, despite having porn of their own archived on that site.

I'm tempted to move my fics now, before they take such a step. I'm reluctant to abandon my readers on ffn though. Archive Of Our Own is tempting me though, as that site does allow porn. but it isn't exclusively for adult rated fics like AFF is.

I don't know though. What do you think?

[Poll #1578383]
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Friday, May 14th, 2010 11:35 pm
Sparked by ongoing wank on FFR and FFRR...

I'm going to post several icons here, the cause of the wank. I would like people's interpretation of them, devoid of all context or knowledge of who really owns them. This means that [livejournal.com profile] delwynmarch, [livejournal.com profile] tea_fiend and [livejournal.com profile] agenttrojie should probably not comment.

Under here... )
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Wednesday, May 12th, 2010 08:18 am
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I love fanfiction. I enjoy finding well-written fic that makes me look at characters in new ways especially. And I owe some of my fandoms to fanfiction, as I never would have heard of them without the ever-popular crossover. I like writing as well, getting my ideas out onto the screen for other people to hopefully read and enjoy.

(Ew, you suxx0rs 4 liking Sheldon/Penny. Sheldon/Johnny 4eva!)
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Sunday, April 25th, 2010 07:39 pm
Ganked from [livejournal.com profile] cairnsy
1) Make a list of 15 characters first, and keep it to yourself for the moment. (That way you're not leading the questions asked to fit the characters.)

2) Ask your flist to post questions in the comments. (Go ahead, ask several! That's a lot of characters.)

For example:

"4, 6, 12 & 15 are starting a band together, what is their name and what kind of music do they play? Also, who's the lead singer, and what instruments do the others play?"

"Have 3 write a fanfic about 7 and 12."

"14 and 13 are fighting over what, and who wins?"

"14 describes their first kiss with 7."

"1, 2, and 3 meet up and argue 10's shortcomings."

(etc, etc, etc)

3) After your flist has asked enough questions, round them up and answer them using the 15 characters you selected beforehand, and then post them.

The list can be found HERE on my fic journal. Comments are now disabled on this post.